Well, hello there! The name's Patrick Hockstetter, an' I've been floatin' down here since '58! Heyyy, ya know somethin'? Bein' dead really ain't as bad as it's cracked up to be, 'specially when ya end up in the Derry Sewers! I mean, this place is a fuckin' dream come true! There's cotton candy an' rides an' all sorts of surprises, down here! Balloons, too! All colors! Oh, an' they all FLOAT! Whadda ya know, everythin' floats down here! Hey, maybe if ya stay down here with us, you'll float too!
I gotta tell ya, my afterlife's really lookin' up right about now, ladies an' gents! Only real problem is, it's lonely as fuck down here, so 'ey, why don'tcha be a pal an' stop by every so often? I'm a reasonable guy, after all!...Eheheh~
(Independent roleplay blog for Patrick Hockstetter from the novel Stephen King's IT)